December 18, 2024
10 Droolworthy Posts from This Gay Chef to Spice Up Your Day
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 4 MIN.
What do we know about Instagram hunk Cowboy Cooks? We know that he's gorgeous, gay, and that he can really cook. We also know that he has an IMDb page under the name Zachary Solomon, and an OnlyFans page under the name Hollywood Otter.
The private chef/writer/actor/creator shares cooking videos on Instagram, where he's either making something delicious, or being the something delicious. He's mostly shirtless, and always up for performing scandalous innuendo – in his kitchen, it seems, playing with your food is a must, as long as you make it horny.
Cowboy Cooks has never seen a carrot, an eggplant, or a cucumber he didn't want to simulate gay sex with. And we love him for all these reasons, and more! We've arranged a selection of our favorite tasty Instagram posts, from his phallic vegetables to the juicy berry galette which he ends up covered in... all for your enjoyment. Whether you prefer a deep, sensual voiceover or watching milk dripping down a hot guy's hairy chest, this handsome chef's horny cooking page is perfection.
The things that this man gets up to while showing us the carrots he's preparing to pickle... Scandalous does not begin to describe. He chokes on a carrot, then slaps one against his cheek, slurping on another one and showing us how "girthy" they are. He makes a cheeky show of it when he turns around to place the jar in the fridge, and we loved every second of it.
From the way he pronounces "Scarpaccia" at the opening of this reel, to the suggestive handling of various phallic vegetables, and the crispy crunch of the meal once it's out of the oven, this is one of our all-time fave Cowboy Cooks videos.
In this one, Cowboy Cooks is rejecting Brat summer and embracing what he calls "Galette girl summer." Through the voiceover, he shares that the boys of "Challengers" "had me h-word," and complains about the heatwave, which he can't enjoy because "I'm not built for this, I'm hairy, everything's hot and sticky." This pie looks so tasty, and so does the chef, all hot and sweaty, covered in his juicy pie.
In the video where he talks us through each of the vegetables he brought home in this haul, Cowboy strips out of his shirt to get comfortable, and later tells us that "maybe I'm not wearing anything under here, you'll never know." We love that he's got a horny agenda to everything he posts, even a farmer's market haul.
A casual mirror selfie set to Addison Rae's "Diet Pepsi." It's gay, it's great, it's everything we know and love!
Cowboy is "feeling kinda autumnal" in these photos, and we're feeling kinda like we can't take our eyes off the place where his boxers and jeans are pulled down low on his hips. And that... is all we have to say on the matter.
Fully leaning into the "cowboy" of it all, the gorgeous, talented chef is stripped down to sexy leather accessories and a figure-hugging thong. Topped off with a cowboy hat, his sculpted silhouette makes its mark against the bright sky. His caption offers clarification: "Cowboy Carter (*otter)."
There's sooo much going on in this video that it's almost too much to talk about! Cowboy shares "the secret to those mommy milkers" with this cookie recipe. "Maybe it's controversial," he tells us, "but I love real milk... Nut milk." You really have to let your body feel everything it's feeling in response to what he's serving up for us here: the voiceover; his deep, rumbling voice telling us "you're making me so proud, baby;" the glorious shower of milk being poured over his body throughout the video. There is a recipe for the miso tahini chocolate chip cookies he's baking here, but it's almost irrelevant.
In the caption of this dreamy post, Cowboy thanks the team for including him in this Savage X Fenty photoshoot, and for "fulfilling all [his] Challengers fantasies." With his dreamy hair caught in the glow of golden hour, his shirt draped casually open, and his thighs on display... He's certainly inspired some more fantasies of our own.
Our idea of a perfect snack looks more like this chef than the quick little meal he's preparing, but this video is a suitable substitute. Watching him slice heirloom tomatoes with a slow and sexy close-up of his abs and chest hair, his underwear hanging low on his hips... He adds a sprinkle of salt before putting the generous portions of tomato into his mouth, savoring the taste as we watch Cowboy lick his fingers. Simply divine.
